May 14

National show Jacob North your boobs day.

It’s May 14th! Did you show Jacob North your boobs yet?

by anonymous May 14, 2024

may 20th

national social tourist day

“hey what’s on may 20th?”
“it’s social tourists birthday!”

by leia @dameluzed May 20, 2022

Step-Mai

A hottie with a flamethrower and a shit ton of disturbing things to say and send.

Person: Hey there Step-Mai
Step-Mai: You looking like sexy bread gurl

by Anime_Waifuu February 1, 2021

May 2

sit on niggas lap day

Damn bro you heard its may 2? shorddys all tryna sit on my lap now

by notvinz April 30, 2022

MAY 21

Porch monkeys are born on this day

May 21 happy birthday Rez

by HD’s firjrnfjcjrjnr March 10, 2022

May 19th

National make out wit yo girl day. Don’t puss out.

“Babe why we making out in front of the entire school at 8am?”

“Cause it’s may 19th”

by Bitchesluvme04 May 18, 2022

may 27

A national day where your gf or smb send you a pussy pic

bae it’s may 27 you know what that means

by mpzy May 26, 2024