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Facebook

app used mostly by elderly people who want to feel young, or used by their children and grandchildren to communicate for their grandmother.
abula: little daughter download Facebook es la aplicación del momento. Nieta: ¡¡Abuela ya tienes 50 !!
by Miserable_Bitch.12 November 20, 2020
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Facebook Picture

A picture generally posted by a middle age woman. Usually it will have at least 5 different fonts, a character sticker, a religious undertone (or very obvious overtone), maybe a pun, and usually old out of date memes.
"I can't believe your aunt posted that! It's such a Facebook picture!"
"Yeah, the three different fonts and the picture of snoopy really tie it together."
by Mocah May 21, 2021
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Facebook funeral

When someonegoes on a rant about how everyone is fake and phony or how they always need a break too. Then threatens to leave Facebook ( or social media ) forever on one of their Facebook statuses to get attention.
"Omg. I swear Breesha stay havin' a Facebook funeral. I wish she would just log off!!"
by SweetSioux1920 June 25, 2017
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Facebook taggroup addict

A Facebook taggroup addict is a person who becomes a fan of almost every single tag page that facebook has to offer. These individuals spend most of their time looking for pages that they closely associate with. These individuals believe that by becoming members of such pages, it reflects their personality.

Another reason Facebook taggroup addict might join such groups is because the group page may contain a humorous picture. However, most of these groups on facebook require that a user first become a member in order to see the content. Human curiosity will take over the tag-addict, so they will almost inevitably join the group in order to see the content.

A Facebook taggroup addict is easy to spot.

There are no known cures for Facebook taggroup addiction. The best a group-addict can do is join enough pages to the point where facebook will not let them become a member of anymore groups. The current limit for groups that a single user can have is around 2000.
"Look at her, she's a member of 200+ taggroups, she must be a complete Facebook taggroup addict"

"Mein gott, he keeps tagging me in 10 taggroups a day, I think this Facebook taggroup addict needs some help!"
by Letter M April 25, 2019
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facebook stock

When you're stubborn and block someone on facebook. You have a petty fall out for no reason, and they either block you or unfriend you.

Mixture of stubborness and blocking
Bob:'I've got a question to ask you, why aren't we friends on facebook?
Lee: It's called the facebook stock, yes the 'stock'.
by Hellohelloguys May 24, 2017
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Facebook Laughing Emoji

A laughing reaction meant for funny posts. What Trump supports love to use.
Man, I hate when Trump supporters use the Facebook laughing emoji. They think everything is funny. Fuck those people. Fuck Trump. Fuck fascism.
by AntiCircumcisionMan December 1, 2025
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