Michael is a boy or non-boy or pet that loves to have Doritos. For a snack or a meal, Michael will eat Doritos gleefully. Michaels love to share Doritos with babes and studs. Michaels love to be gifted Doritos in the holiday.
Customer: I’ll have 2 Doritos please. I will give one to my Michael.
Clerk: Michael will love this gift! Paper or plastic?
Clerk: Michael will love this gift! Paper or plastic?
by Mycool1892 November 23, 2021
Get the Michaelmug. A nice guy can make u laugh but is a cunt to a lot of people and most probably lazy and sits on his xbox all day
by Big dick michael radford October 11, 2020
Get the Michael radfordmug. Michael is emotionally under developed. Most likely caused by his obsessive over bearing mother. Do not hope you are his girl as Michael will never commit to a relationship, he gets off on women in tears and loves to keep them hanging on a line for years, eventually sending them crazy. Michael thinks women are for sex and for his benefit only. When he is bored he will get he is mum & dad to break it off so he can move on to a new woman without a care in the world. If you find a Michael RUN..
by Some Aussie Chick May 1, 2022
Get the Michaelmug. by Lab on Jackson December 6, 2023
Get the Michael Maymug. That one singer who would always say "HeEhEe" at any random point in his songs
And it is one of the best things ever used as a meme
And it is one of the best things ever used as a meme
by The_random_bitch123⚡ March 25, 2022
Get the Michael jacksonmug. The ideal gay fuck buddy. Usually a fat ass, retarded, and somewhat a cock. Extremely awful looking and is hated by nearly everyone. Proud of the faggot he is and what he can do. Tries to rape people he is fond of. Has red eyes that shine when he's found his next victim. Can be pretty dangerous. Will do anything for his first friend. Is an all around gay ass motherfucker.
Girl: I got raped by Michael Gloekler, I want him to fuck him.
Girl's Best Friend: I can see why, he has such a big dick.
Girl's Best Friend: I can see why, he has such a big dick.
by IAmGayBoiye July 16, 2018
Get the Michael Gloeklermug.