High School

A school for the high. A clever pun.

Mom; Okay Timmy, I shall send you to High School to think about your mistake.
High Timmy; Hehe.. "High" School.. *passes out while throwing up.*

by SomeRandomGeekOnline March 13, 2018

High School

"The best four years of your lives. This will teach you every single thing about the real world, and will make you a successful adult. Remember one thing, High School is trying to teach you stuff you need for the real world, like that money is the only important thing in the world." is what an average proschool person would say.

High school is better than middle school, but it's still far worse than ever.

Teacher: THIS IS HIGH SCHOOL! YOU COME IN CLASS PREPARED TO LEARN!
Student: no
Teacher: yes
Student: no
Teacher: yes, you come in class PREPARED to learn.
Student: Didn't you just say that?
Teacher: FUCK YOU BITCH, YOU GET A NIGHT DETENTION!

by Walking Catfish March 12, 2017

High School

A place that is an absolute useless hell.

High School is a prison full of 13-18 year olds that form groups( for example goths,nerds,jocks,etc) and refuse to talk or socialize with anyone outside of their group.Most are cocky assholes others are nice but brainwashed by their group

The classes are full of material that mostly you will never use

I want to drop out of high school

by Cabeza de Lechuga April 30, 2016

High School

The biggest fucking joke ever. A lot of people say high school is going to be the best four years of your life, but it's not, plain and simple. I have nothing left to say about high school other than that it's obnoxious and stupid.

Bob: Hey Bill, do you want to hear a joke?
Bill: Sure!
Bob: High School
Both: (laughter)

by gmanxilver August 17, 2016

School Split

the average split the cheerleaders at school do.

I'm about to do a school spilt.
I don't know how to do the school split.

by Albert Einstien Jr....:) May 22, 2020

School Friend

A person you talk to in school but don’t physically hang out with outside school. You talk to them anywhere like text or school but you do not hang out.

Boy: Damn, he’s just a school friend to you?!
Girl: Duh. Wouldn’t want to be any closer to him.

by TackyWonder777 October 3, 2020

High School

A place where you're supposed to meet people you love and people you hate, it gives you your very own title as a welcome gift. Such as slut, popular, jalk etc. Where teachers annoy you and your parents do to. But, you can have your best moments here and your worst, which is why movies use this as there whole plot. It's like the New York City of Schools,wait make that L.A., college is New York City.

I don't wanna be in High School.
I love High School.
I can't wait to go to High School.

by ?369 April 26, 2012