Pulling the Beef

Slang term for male masturbation.

Past tense: Pulled the Beef.
Future tense: Pull the Beef.
See also: Pulled Beef

Person 1: Did you end up seeing Suzie last night?
Person 2: Nah, I wasn't feeling up to it so stayed home pulling the beef instead.

by josh_mcnosh May 19, 2019

Tough Pulls

Slogan made by shed himself, meaning something is unlucky or unfortunate.

Human: I failed my spanish class and i'm getting held back
Shed: Bro Tough Pulls

by Zac910 August 25, 2019

pulled a Cohen

When one makes a ton of life changing decisions in a very short period of time, with thorough analysis and little apprehension, remorse, and zero fucks being given. An amazing feat of daring, coordination and logistics!

Jeb pulled a cohen last week by selling his house, car, boat, cat, dog, and favorite smoking jacket, I can't believe he is moving to bora bora to save the ancient striped carp of the southern pacific.

by PouchCoach4Ever April 1, 2017

Pulling a Jordana

When your friends do something really embarassing in public so you pretend you don’t know who they are.

She was pulling a Jordana at the mall when her friends started to scream at random strangers by walking away from them.

by Some random girl 100 March 15, 2018

To pull a Trump

do dodge a simple yes/no question by overwhelming the opponent with meaningless demagoguery. I'm copyrighting this phrase.

"To pull a Trump": Dude, you just pulled a Trump

by muzzzzzy July 19, 2016

Pull a Muni

To have a sex after drinking lean and throw up on the significant other whilst in the act of love making.

Sheila: How was having sex with James like last night?
Raven: Disgusting, he was drinking lean before in the party and when we fucked he threw up all over me.
Sheila: What! I can't believe he would pull a muni

by Yung ChinaBoii May 18, 2016

Pulling a Maggie

When a person " Friend/ Family member" drops off the face of the earth without warning and doesn't take responsibility for their actions.

We planned this party three weeks ago and you're going to pull a Maggie.

I'm not pulling a Maggie.

by not the momma 6 June 17, 2016