the perfect guy is someone who treats the friends/ girlfriend or boyfriend to the best they can. They are always there for you, they may mess around with you and be “mean” but they deeply care about you inside, and you know that because it’s shows when they don’t notice it. But they are the best type of people so don’t lose them.
Where a man spunks on their sexual partner, they then proceed to smear said spunk all over the recievers face until they feel the reciever looks gorgeous. Once complete, he licks their face clean and enjoys every drop of his hasbeen kids
Sarah- "Josh gave me The Perfectionist and im a changed woman"
Jane- "ohh. You so lucky, mike wont even touch me, anymore".
the "Perfect" Suicide meant to kill everyone who ever knew you; effectively erasing you from existence since no one would have proof of your existence. You would be literally *gone* from concept.