Michael

Michael is a god and a gods father and is a absolutely amazing guy who is very big and sexy he also makes everyone satisfied which his massive cock his cock is so big that it extends on past the limits of space he is also addicted to nicotine and weed he is a very loyal guy tho and make all the women wet asf and all of his close friends love him very much also anyone in his family are gods

Girl1 Michael is so hot

Girl2 omg yes we fucked last night his dicks amazing
Boy1 oh Michael me and him a really close I love that guy

by PJ Sundquist May 8, 2022

Michael Coutts

Someone who loves a good photo and durry

You guys see Michael Coutts last night couldn’t keep him away from the camera or the durrys cunts a fiend

by Browny342 June 23, 2019

Michael kuznetsov

Guy who disables people's phones

"Everyone, hide your phones!!! Michael Kuznetsovs headed this way. You dont want it disabled!"

by Whatyougonnadoaboutit,michael May 24, 2020

Michael Madorbious

A word used to describe someone who likes Sans from the game UNDERTALE and often experiences "sans moments".

" You are such a Michael Madorbious !"

by The True and Real Definitions July 11, 2024

Michael Jordan

He is a great NBA player, but he is the most overrated player in NBA history, with LeBron James, who's also great, as the second most overrated player in NBA history. When people talk about the GOAT, they mostly goat go Mwith one of them, but in reality it is either Wilt Chamberlain or Kareem Abdul-Jabbar and with Bill Russell being the 3rd greatest player of all time. I mean sure, the six championships are an impressive accomplishment, as are the six finals MVPs, but they weren't exactly against great teams, but they weren't bad, either.

Michael Jordan does NOT walk on water, despite what Jordansexuals think that he does.

by PhoenixGamer34 August 23, 2022

Michael J.

Michael J. is a complex individual. There is so much depth to him. He is like an onion, full of layers, each layer containing endless information and knowledge. He is sunlight because he is warm and has the capability to make a gloomy day bright like the sun. He is a man you can trust because his word is bond. If you have the chance to befriend a Michael J. keep him close and take care of if him because there really isn’t a lot like him out there. He is a gem not to mention handsome as can be.

Wow that guy reminds me of a Michael J.

by Muñecaaa November 23, 2021

Philip Michael

Doesn't give a fuck about your name. Or you in general.

Newest trend: show us what means your name in the urban dictionary
Philip Michael: Doesn't give a fuck.

by MarylouGB November 22, 2021