milk

something your dad goes to get but never returns

Im going to get milk, we have none!
Ok dad!
*20 years later*
*still has no milk, becomes vegan

by BALLLLLLLZZZZZZZSUCKERLOOOOOOL August 22, 2022

Milk man

The milk man has a glass of “milk” but it is just cum

I am the milk man that’s also not milk

by Wzlee08 August 23, 2022

Muscle milk

Almost signed off

I can lift 360 after a warm up & muscle milk

by Ss_yurrr August 31, 2022

milk

a comman white drink made in cattel farms.

for example. one day joshs dad went to buy milk even though last time josh checked theyer was a full jug of milk 18 years latter josh is still waiting for his dad untill he got a letter from his dad it said you are a worthless peice of crap that was born at a wallmart. aftter josh read that he said well this sucks then he went to the bath room to pea and pushed so hard his kindneys exploaded and he died.

by real chicken September 9, 2022

milk

something your dad went to get years ago and never came back

Dad: I'm going to go get some milk!

by cheeseshartmeowmeow September 13, 2022

milk

the thing that your dad left for

your dad left for milk

by rfgh October 26, 2022

The vegan milk-shakes

When you have too much caffiene and not enough fats in your system so you get the shakes.

Damn shawty I can't sit still, I've got the vegan milk-shakes!

by Mmmmmmmung November 2, 2022