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cum shot to the eye

when a human being spunks in someones eye usually unexpectedly, causing severe loss of sight
by master.oogwey69420 July 29, 2020
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shit my eye

"Shit my eye I've run over me dad"
by Johnny eye shutter January 28, 2017
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emotional black eye

A sharp public humiliation or visible emotional trauma.
An example of emotional black eye -- getting dumped on Twitter.
by bookworm73 June 23, 2010
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Snake Eye Punisher

The act of sticking a pencil in a mans urethra in retaliation to sexual assault
last week i had to give a guy the ol' snake eye punisher
by NigerianDipstick March 23, 2023
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snake eye pee

Following a night of wild sex and passionate satisfaction, the leftover swimmers seal the urethral meatus (your cock hole) and create two master streams of urine,which may or may not hit both side of the porcelain throne. This is also referred to as "rimming it".
"Dude, I totally had snake eye pee this morning. I hit the tub and the sink at the same time!"
by orgasmic tomatoes November 27, 2014
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Tapatio Eye Syndrome

Tapatio Eye Syndrome is when you get Tapatio hot sauce in your eye, either on accident or purpose, on the eyelids the sensation can be described as similar to a very bad sunburn. Tapatio eye syndrome causes the eyes to water and in extreme cases may cause blurry vision. Many believe that it's a myth, or that people are weak/overreacting.. until it happens to them.
person 1: up until this very moment i never knew tapatio eye syndrome was real, is this what hell feels like??

person 2: i told you bro, it's real!
by tapatiolove July 2, 2016
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9/11 eyes

To be mangled on a variety of club drugs until you acquire a wide eyed stare that appears to be capable of taking down half the New York City skyline from the sheer intensity of the gaze.
Did you see Brian last night with those 9/11 eyes? Bro, I was about to call homeland security to stop him from taking down the new freedom towers with that stare.
by Tony Two-Times January 2, 2014
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