Crack for two!

A oxygen thieving to be mother who consumes ridiculous amounts of crystal meth with no regards what so ever for her unborn baby! Typically lacking any and all forms of commonsense! An absolute disgrace to humanity.

OMFG did you know Ashley is still smoking crack! Yeah she’s having Crack for two!

by Organiz3d Chaos July 07, 2021

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Two sauces long

WUT DA CAT DOIN

Month 1: two sauces long

Month 4: three sauces long
One year: five sauces long

Three years: seven sauces long

by Cacaman123 July 08, 2023

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Two beer jail

The alcohol limit imposed after getting too drunk around your friends.

Friend 1: Yo want to take a shot?
Friend 2: Can’t, I am in two beer jail after last weekend.

by captainkirkland October 28, 2023

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two heart monty

a character or other entity in a video game with dangerously low HP.

The last boss wrecked him. There's no way he makes it much further, he's a two heart monty.

by Undead_Octopus May 30, 2024

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Two-Marshmallow Thinker

Someone who consistently prioritizes long-term gains and strategic planning over instant gratification. They've got the foresight and self-control to wait for the bigger payoff, even if it means putting in more work or showing more patience now. Problem is, it can get pretty alienating and lonely up on that mental mountain, 'cause most folks are just trying to snag that first marshmallow before it melts. Basically, they're playing chess, not checkers, and sometimes there's nobody else at the board.
OR anyone named Morgan McDonald

I asked Morgan what she is doing, and she presented me with a long-term vison of strategic moves to reach her goal, talk about a Two-Marshmallow Thinker.

by River Trash Woman May 24, 2025

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