Poo poo maple

When you hate someone so you shit on their door

Him: Dude? What the fuck you suck at basketball man.
Me: I cant wait to see his face when I poo poo maple at his house.

by Darkquavis May 28, 2019

Maxy poo

The word that you call ur toxic best friend when they are being annoying and you just want attention.

Oh maxy poo ur so funny

by murmynatalia.wispo November 24, 2019

pee pee poo poo check

to know wither to pee or poo.

bro stop u need a pee pee poo poo check.

by dawoodahakbar November 12, 2020

poo

poo you

man 1: poo you
man 2: okay *shits on himself then dies lol*

by anonymous May 25, 2021

shee-poo

Shee-poo is a word or phrase that combines peeing and pooping together at the same time. In a common Singaporean childhood, young Singaporean kids will be asked to go to the toilet to shee-shee (which means urinating) or poo-poo (which means pooping obviously)

E.g ‘why did you take so long to use the toilet ? Is it because you were shee-pooing ?’

‘why did you take so long to use the toilet ? Is it because you were shee-pooing ?’

by Kanagroo_duck August 20, 2018

poo masta

One who conquers the toilet via quick entry and quick exit, leaving a clean buttocks with little to no signs of use.

"Bro, I'm a poo masta. I just dropped the kids off at the pool--was in and out of there in 30 seconds, and I'm still fresh and clean!"

by poo_masta January 2, 2016

Déjà Poo

The phenomenon of flushing the toilet after pooping, only to return later and find the poop still in the toilet.

Mere: Why didn’t you flush the toilet?!
Jash: I did! This is a serious case of déjà poo.

by CozyClassico November 9, 2022