When a 6’7 samoan girl is pegging you for at least 10 hours and then when she pulls out, a a combination full of shit and blood comes pouring out of your ass.
by landon haas May 22, 2024
The act of eating a very hot pepper (eg Carolina reaper or trinidad moruga scorpion) and feeling
the burn on both rings (eg sphinter and lips) and having your partner give a rimjob afterwards
the burn on both rings (eg sphinter and lips) and having your partner give a rimjob afterwards
by Jacksonvillereaper May 13, 2022
by Derek jeter August 19, 2015
A derogatory term used for French military equipment. References the joking tendency to drop their weapons and surrender the moment anything happens- never fired (didn't get a chance to) and dropped once (they dropped the weapon when they surrendered).
Person 1, walking up to a gun store counter: "Let me see that rifle."
Person 2, behind the counter: "This here is a genuine French military rifle. Never fired, dropped once."
Person 2, behind the counter: "This here is a genuine French military rifle. Never fired, dropped once."
by ATELOS May 20, 2023
When you cum through a fire and onto a persons face. Covering them in flaming hot semen, burning them.
by ThatFatterGuy December 04, 2016
Da unique progressive sequence in which da head of a service-garage sacks each of his dumb-a** mechanics due to their screwing up da placement of da ignition-wires on car-engines dat they're workings on.
Tronald Dump was notoriously heavy-handed and irrationally flippant about terminating da employment of his hapless apprentices, so it's a good thing he didn't run a garage where they repaired ignition-systems, or his firing order would likely have been even more despicable; besides, I seriously doubt dat his "rich 'n' pampered Daddy's-boy" fingers have ever even experienced handling a wrench or screwdriver to actually do any auto-repairs of his own, and so he would have no room to talk, anyway. Why, he probably couldn't even understand or follow da written/drawn instructions in a Haynes repair manual, and so how could he possibly be justified in criticizing anyone else if said naive laborer goofs up once in a while???
by QuacksO April 10, 2020
by Tounge puncher November 02, 2018