oh god plz no

when something is about to happen and u dont want it to happen so u say this

Sun:*Is about to explode
Me: oh god plz no

by Definer2009 March 4, 2021

god loves you

what my mom told me before sending me to him

me: "mom mom the test came back I have autism."
mom: "its okay god loves you...*loads shotgun*"

by cockmaster45 October 6, 2022

Boat god Scenic

The god of boats lives in minecraft. He makes stream until he disappeared he checks on his discord. nut then he just disappeared. we made a grave for him. our lord scenic wont come back to stream.

Hello everyone
Scenic is boat god

Boat god scenic is boat god

ready for the raid?

by Germanempire25000 July 11, 2020

Your God a fraud

The ultimate insult that not only kills the person exposed to it, but also kills their god as well as instantly teleport everyone in that belief into oblivion. The user has immunity to this insult even if they belong in the same belief.

John: Ur mom gay
Carl: ur dad lesbian
John: ur niece obese

Carl: *power level increasing

John: ur family tree lgbt
Carl: your god a fraud
*suddenly, a whisper, a United cry, was heard around the world as millions were sucked into oblivion

Carl: no u

by nay theeu June 2, 2018

Loki the trickster god

If god didnt want us to enjoy him, he wouldn't of giving us that ass.

Growing up is where you stop being afraid of villains and start wanting to have sex with them.*cough cough* Loki the trickster god*cough*

by Moosedog March 9, 2019

The great god gary

The great god gary is the god of manifestations! You may pay tributes of small bits of anything that you can retrieve but leave and put it back into the universe and paying it forward. Doing so raises your karma and increases your luck in manifesting what you really need or want.

Sam: hey bro you dropped a cigarette!
Joe: hey thanks. Im gunna just leave it for the great god gary"

Allie: hey did you hear about the radio contest for the 2 tickets to bubble bobble?
Jessica: oh my goodness i sure did im going to pray to the great god gary in hopes of winning! Ive been paying it forward so much recently there is no way we wont win.

by Nopage November 9, 2018

Sex Gods Day

On this day that occurs once a year on the 12th of May, all sex gods hold extreme power and can do what they please when they please. The rank of sex god is marvellous and can be achieved if you are an actual sex god.

Taya: I’m a sex god so today is my day

Me: Woohoo sex gods day

Beth: I am lucky to be a sex god

by Kalicia7 December 25, 2020