Michael Fastbastard

Michael Fassbender's alter-ego.

Michael: I prefer the real me.

Michael: Perfection.

Michael: Perfection.
Michael: Perfection.

Michael: Perfection.
Michael: Perfection.

Michael: Perfection.
Michael: Perfection.

Michael: Perfection.

"The Michael Fastbastard experience"

by JimGordon November 3, 2020

Michael

Michael is the most sweet hearted person you will ever find. He’s nice and a bit of a dork! Michael will always stick by you no matter what! through your ups and downs he will always be there! He will do anything for his loved ones. An overall amazing person to be around. Michael’s charm is immaculate and you hate when he’s not around you because you miss him so much! Honestly, the best part of a Michael is that they are truly themselves all the time:)

“hey have you seen Michael ”
“Yes and I can’t take my eyes off him!”

by youraveragewriter191564 November 22, 2021

Michael Moynihan

A complete hipster and soyboy. Very skinny, tall, hair to his shoulders. Bony, lethargic, very unmotivated. Usual attire includes, red or blue flannel, generic classic rock shirt (ex. The Doors) checkered vans. Enjoys drinking lattes with extra soy milk. Will obsess over his girlfriend even after she breaks up with him because he has a wedgie fetish. Tries to get everyone to think she is a whore in return. Buys soyboy attire, such as flashy fallout backpack from Hot Topic, gets made fun of it, and insists it's "a gift". Says the same analogies over and over again. (example, "it's all a shit sandwich" , "the proof is in the pudding" , "it's an elephant in the room". Overthinks everything and thinks a girl wants to marry him if they make eye contact for a second.

"Dude, stop being like Michael Moynihan. You're never going to get the girls by giving them wedgies!"

by disposableheroes June 6, 2018

Michael

Michael has a big cock and really knows how to work it:

Michael is a hot name

by Evenguyslikemichael December 4, 2021

Michael

A person

Michael loved his drink last night

by Yopef December 30, 2020

Michael

Words aren't enough to express what type of person Michael is. From the moment your eyes make contact, You can tell how sweet and loving he is. Michael is truly an amazing person with a caring heart and soul and I truly believe he is the most perfect person in this planet. Michael is just so good at everything whether it's sports, video games, or school, he just finds a way to be amazing at everything but above all, Michael has a personality like no one else. He will always find a way to bring a smile to your face even if he isn't trying. He is not at all like other guys. Michael is just Perfect. Michael, you truly deserve the world and much more. He brings such happiness into your life since you first meet and the second you see him smile, your whole heart will melt. He has such deep eyes that you could get lost in and extremely good features. He always smells good and has a really nice style. I wish I could call him mine again because the moment Michael came into my life, all my problems were gone and I knew I just wanted it to be him.

Woah I love Michael, He's so perfect.

by fatima<333 July 8, 2024

Michael

When you meet a Michael, you will instantly fall in love with him. He can be very adorable at times whenever you are upset or just extremely hilarious. A Michael has a perfect personality. They are comedic, loving, caring, cute. They have such great personalities. He will hug you when you need one, even maybe kiss you. He doesn't mind anything at all and goes with the flow. Michael will be naturally good at anything. Sometimes you will think to yourself what makes a Michael so perfect? A Michael is just perfect, they'll do anything for the ones they care for. They hate to be violent, but will do so if they had to for protection etc. Overall, Michael is the best person you will ever meet. If something is wrong, don't worry Michael's got your back.
NOT MY POST: credit goes to AlexThePotato

Girl: I heard Michael has a crush on you.
Other girl: He does?! I have a crush on him too!
Girl: You're lucky he likes you. You have a chance to be with the best man ever.

by . .-.. ... . October 4, 2022