Data Monkey

A person who is incapable of any creative or critical thought, (i.e. Psychologists) who relies solely on numerical evidence to shape their worldview. In a professional realm, these are the people who don't contribute any meaningful commentary to a project that they may undertake, and instead tell anybody with questions to "look at the charts." They do not put in any meaningful work themselves, opting instead to mine for the work someone else has done and draw the most painfully obvious conclusions from it

"Oh look, this paper came to the same conclusions I did just by using my two brain cells. They must be a data monkey."

by dubebrotechbro November 24, 2019

chooch monkey

Someone who thinks they're right all the time even in the most rediculous situations and are extremely stupid. The term chooch monkey is used as a comeback.

Donna- "Hey thats justin beiber!"
Lex- "Shut up you chooch monkey, that's my brother..."

retard ignorant stupid

by the smart one (; March 1, 2011

Sack Monkey

A male or female who hangs from their partners sack while throwing there feces in a sexual way around their partner.

John i heard you and Shela preformed a sack monkey.

by SackMOnkeyLOVER June 22, 2011

Wonder Monkey

1. A monkey capable of superhuman deeds, with the power to...do really awesome stuff. Does not apply to one individual.

2. An everyday dish sponge

1. I saw this thing...and it was flying...and it was a monkey. So I'm like, "Whoa...a wonder monkey!"

2. He cleaned the casserole dish with a wonder monkey.

by Bill the Northeast Asian Beaver December 11, 2003

monkey tag

Performing coitus with a female in the 'doggie' position whilst holding her hips with opposite hands. (ie. arms crossed)

"Did you do her?"

"Totally, I got 'round doggie on her and pulled some mad monkey tag."

by Biffro Jones. May 10, 2003

shock the monkey

When a vibrator short circuits in an extremely hairy vagina, thus literally shocking the monkey. This is actually the inspiration behind the song shock the monkey as Peter Gabriel is an avid fan of this move.

Matt: Yo how was you're date with that chick?
Johnny: You know we were just makin out and shit then she asked me to go into the shower and shock the monkey, my bathroom still smells like burnt hair

by Guy Le Deuche July 27, 2008

monkey on a trapoline

When a man stretches out his scrotum sack and bounces his penis off it like a monkey jumping on a trampoline. This technique was created by two brothers from Mass.

Jack loves playing with his sack, his favorite manuver is the monkey on a trapoline.

by Bro#2 July 16, 2008