Fuck Fees

Any monetary, health, or emotional distress resulting from having sex with someone.

He was stuck paying a high alimony and/or child support. He's really paying the Fuck Fees.

by Oberon247 May 17, 2008

Fuck job

In the corporate world, a person who steals credit for someone else's accomplishments; alternatively, a person who passes the blame to another person for his own mistakes.

Why do I have to work with this fuck job, when he watches Netflix all fucking day?

by cincycats51 May 14, 2014

sonic fuck

When you fuck her at the speed of sound

"He sonic fucked me hard in the ass i cried"

by HoodWiggaCoonFace April 5, 2015

A Fucking Mike

That one guy friend that you have, whether he's just annoying, a dumbass, or plain out retarded, he's a fucking mike.

Person 1: Who's that?
Person 2: Its just a fucking mike.
Person 1: Why is he fingering himself in the middle of class?
Person 2: Don't ask.

by Taipan 619 September 8, 2016

Skin Fucked

When you try to hack into another gamer's Fortnite account to steal their skins and they end up taking yours.

My friend skin fucked BigBagJayy when he tried to hack into his Fortnite account to steal his vbucks and skins. BigBagJayy is the worst hacker in history and as a result, no longer has any skins.

by TreeChopper011 July 25, 2018

Fuck boy

A very realistic term used for boys who are immature and have nothing else better to do than break girls hearts and steal virginity’s

Hot girl: hey!!
Fuck boy: Netflix and chill
Hot girl: um sure ?
Fuck boy: I mean you dtf?
Hot girl: DOWN TO FUCK YOU UP

by Queen Emmy May 23, 2018

Garden Fuck

A sexual act in which one partner buys a plant with soil from a supermarket and stuffs the soil in the other persons anal cavity leaving the flower/leaves of the plant sticking out. When the male orgasms he nuts on the woman's anus so the sperm leaks in and fertilizes the soil which lets the plant grow.

"yo i heard you garden fucked that girl last night"
"yeah but the soil was dry so i had to push out a little more than usual to keep the soil rich"

by OvalToes January 5, 2020