douche biscuit

(of my own invention) A deregatory term used to refer to a male (or females in some cases) that are acting like utter jackasses. This term is supposed to make the person reflect on their decisions. (closely related to douchenozzle)

wow bro, this dude is being such a douche biscuit.

by Joseph and Josh Zeneli January 13, 2017

Douche flower

A female who suggests something in a bitchy tone, but her male partner doesn’t like or think the suggestion is the right one. And then she explains her reasoning for the suggestion and turns out to be right.

Female: “Hey why don’t we go and get the kids there food instead of sitting outside of our food place.”

Male: “No we can sit here and go get food. Female: “Ummm ok well it’s 5’oclock traffic and it might take us longer to get our food back hot then if we get stuck in traffic and then we wait for the dinner line on top and then more traffic to get home. And if we go get the kids food then ours will be ready and we can save time.”
Male: “Dammit why do you have to be a douche flower.”

by Barbiedoll88 February 23, 2021

Douche Nozzle

A person who you don't really want to talk with or be around, but for whatever reason, you end up needing to.

"The only way I get to go to that party is if I 'm that Douche Nozzle's date!"

by TravCharJess January 22, 2017

douche

a dickhead person...
can be used for man or woman, bur generally said about men...

that dude is the sound a bowling ball makes when it hits the pool...douche

by hollyRoxxx January 25, 2022

douche nugget

The nugget of built up nasty stuff that comes out when a woman who doesn't take care of herself, is part rotting inside, and may have std's when she douches.

I was gonna do that girl that I went home with from the club, but when I used her bathroom, her toilet had douche nuggets in it.

by guenhy May 28, 2021

Douche

Someone with a very false, ego-drive sense of self.

Look up finding my republican goddess as an example of a douche.

by Burgeranymous April 27, 2020

Stealth Douch

Verb; When a woman has a dirty cunt and refuses to clean it out, a man empties his blader and inserts a catheter, using it to fill his bladder with some nice fresh douch. Finaly, the man inserts his penis into the womans dirty cunt and pisses the douch into her vagina.

Man: *successfully stealth douches and whispers in her ear after she feels it filling her up* "You've been stealth douched"

by MonsterPickle69 May 27, 2024