Sprinkler Dick

The act of urinating while shaking your penis from side to side, similar to the motion of a sprinkler. Thus resulting in a piss soaked area.

Judging by the piss stains strategically placed around the bathroom, I had a serious case of sprinkler dick last night after the bar.

by Travis & Dena April 15, 2011

Twinkle Dick

As in you got some glitter on your dick from all those fairies you've been fucking.

He's such a twinkle dick he wore a boa to the club.

by Jersey67 August 3, 2010

dick time

An act of masturbation most men engage in to start their day. It usually happens in the morning during a really long shower,after a workout, or after work in order to get the lead out.

Dude 1:"Oh man, just got out of the gym, bout to go to the shower and have some dick time!"

Dude 2 :"he'll yeah me too catch you later!"

"Bae won't come through so I guess it's dick time..."

Dude 1:"Oh man, just got out of the gym, bout to go to the shower and have some dick time!"

Dude 2 :"he'll yeah me too catch you later!"

"Bae won't come through so I guess it's dick time..."

by theseven September 6, 2014

dick elbow

when a woman tires while jacking off a guy

I jerked Jim so long last night I got dick elbow.

by Rusty king of my hill August 31, 2006

suck this dick

The taking of the mouth around the male Phalic member (used on the first person) Ised as an insult.

Person-1 "Shut up)
Person-2 "hey suck this dick"

by L File May 27, 2016

dick ridler

a man who casually walks around with a massive errection, and purposely turns around smacking the ass of the person beside him

Andrew was being a real dick ridler because he took too much viagra.

by Sam Huffman May 13, 2008

dick tingler

A name for somebody who scratches their cock a lot.

'Jimmy, you dick tingler'
'Say what?'

by SuccOne December 18, 2016