Claggy douche

a proper sticky minge.

Michelle: "I wish I hadn't let him whip off his jonny last night and spuff up me. I've got a right claggy douche now!"

by Claggy douche June 16, 2024

douche pig

a metal head not currently being metal, some one who is not currently being metal. insult.

dude my friend became such a douche pig when he went to that nightwish concert
nightwish = unmetal

by deadlykitty August 28, 2006

Douche Chills

A mental and full body cringe or shudder, in an involuntary manner, stemming from the disdain of a douche

With his frosted tips, goatee, and Affliction t-shirt, I couldn't help but get automatic douche chills

by Jackabeee February 3, 2020

Douche Baggins

A short man, especially possessing a physical stature like that of a hobbit, who behaves in a rude and arrogant manner.

Fuck off, you sawed-off Douche Baggins!

by James G.P. Conrad January 17, 2019

douche mad

A phrase that describes someone who's wicked gay and thinks they're cool and badass

Girl:"i hate Holly!"

Girl2:"yeah she's douche mad"

by Urinated February 27, 2008

Douche Canoe

A pussified person lacking any sort of balls to get a job done.

That douche canoe needs to fucking punch the gas and get the fuck out of my way.

by PRINCESS PHROGG June 17, 2021

Doucheful

Describing someone who behaves in an inconsiderate and callous manner towards others; very much like a douche(bag).

He did that? That's so doucheful.
She's going on and on and it's not even her turn. That's douchefully obnoxious.

by Inflexible Dynamo April 23, 2021