An individual with one, or many, schizoid traits and tendencies. Very commonly mistaken for bipolar disorder, however, when interacting with an Alex the issues are undeniably rooted in manic schizophrenic episodes and behavior.
"Hello Alex."
This will prompt an Alex to respond with one of three possible paths;
1. Take offense and become unconsolably irritated for the duration of conversation
2. Completely disregard the original greeting and go on a different, completely unrelated tangent.
3. Enter a hibernation-like state of comatose where no thoughts, ideas, or messages are received or exchanged between either participant.
This will prompt an Alex to respond with one of three possible paths;
1. Take offense and become unconsolably irritated for the duration of conversation
2. Completely disregard the original greeting and go on a different, completely unrelated tangent.
3. Enter a hibernation-like state of comatose where no thoughts, ideas, or messages are received or exchanged between either participant.
by A Fleebo November 06, 2022
Amongst other traits, Alex's are well known for their nice asses and huge tits but are often incredibly insane, there fun to hang around with and terrifying to be in bed with.
Their charismatic traits make her a hit with people despite not being all too sociable
Their charismatic traits make her a hit with people despite not being all too sociable
Sminev: holy crap, who tf's that chick?
Aa: oh that's the new girl... stay away though she's a right Alex.
Aa: oh that's the new girl... stay away though she's a right Alex.
by Dickstomper9000 December 12, 2021
my very much perfect boyfriend, platonic or not, who is literally my soulmate and my favourite person and I would stop playing minecraft just to text them and wouldn't be annoyed about it.
"woah, alex just texted me, now I'm gonna cry with happy tears and smile for the rest of my lifetime because I love them very much and they make me really happy and I absolutely adore them.
by greylol June 05, 2021
my very much perfect boyfriend, platonic or not, even though I may be annoying they still put up with me and I love them alot and adore them
"woah look, alex just texted me. Let me cry with happy tears and smile for the rest of my lifetime because I love them very much and i always smile whenever I get a notification from them and just want to mwah mwah them.
by greylol June 05, 2021
Funny and sweet, will make your heart melt in a second. Tends to get very caught up in his inside emotions and will overthink things to the point that he is causing more damage to himself than outside forces are. He's every girl's dream to date and every guy's best friend. Can be a little annoying shithead motherfucker when he's upset, but he chills back down and is cool the next day.
by taylor_swifts_clit November 22, 2021
Alex is a very friendly person who tries to help everyone. Alex is a funny guy who tries to make everyone laugh.
by Sexy Cancer November 22, 2021