Nickname given to a average bro. obsessed w/ sports, video games, either kinda fat or strong, laidback, cool, just a chill dude in general.
by Stupid Af July 25, 2021

Stoopeh
by Gay Ass Fagot December 20, 2020

Someone who is a scourge on USMC basic- parris island; someone universally hated by everyone; someone who's luck never seems to go right; or someone who always self sabotages every good thing in life. Also, someone seldom acknowledged for any type of personal accomplishments.
"Wow, do you remember Michael Solomon? I heard he left because he flirted with other guys!" "What? No, that doesn't sound like something he would do."
by DystopianSymphony July 6, 2023

Ludwik the Guinea Pig and Cory Michael Smith are fast becoming besties on social media. This is a highlight of 2016.
by giulsholfer April 1, 2017

Grant: I wish i was Michael Ferrer, he's so cool!
Connor: Too bad he's not a model, or i'd have him all over my room.
Connor: Too bad he's not a model, or i'd have him all over my room.
by redissexy0602 October 14, 2011

He who don’t miss when contested. He who can’t dribble. He who when cookin can’t miss. He who loves a mid-range fade. He is Michael Porter Mason
by Nascar Nate March 24, 2023
