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Michael

Nickname given to a average bro. obsessed w/ sports, video games, either kinda fat or strong, laidback, cool, just a chill dude in general.
Michael is a two of a kind, but is still pretty cool.
by Stupid Af July 25, 2021
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Michael and Johansen

Stoopeh
Michael and Johansen are big stoopehs John and Julian are enlightened af
by Gay Ass Fagot December 20, 2020
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Michael Solomon

Someone who is a scourge on USMC basic- parris island; someone universally hated by everyone; someone who's luck never seems to go right; or someone who always self sabotages every good thing in life. Also, someone seldom acknowledged for any type of personal accomplishments.
"Wow, do you remember Michael Solomon? I heard he left because he flirted with other guys!" "What? No, that doesn't sound like something he would do."
by DystopianSymphony July 6, 2023
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cory michael smith

Ludwik the Guinea Pig and Cory Michael Smith are fast becoming besties on social media. This is a highlight of 2016.
by giulsholfer April 1, 2017
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michael

Michael is a bitch
by weemstar March 7, 2022
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Michael Ferrer

Grant: I wish i was Michael Ferrer, he's so cool!
Connor: Too bad he's not a model, or i'd have him all over my room.
by redissexy0602 October 14, 2011
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Michael Porter Mason

He who don’t miss when contested. He who can’t dribble. He who when cookin can’t miss. He who loves a mid-range fade. He is Michael Porter Mason
This guy Michael Porter Mason just beamed a 3 in my face smh
by Nascar Nate March 24, 2023
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