Top-Rated Schlong

Term used to describe one who has mastered the sex.

It’s a shame you don’t want to date anymore because you were one of my top-rated schlongs.

by CulverCityToast December 9, 2018

Trunk-top

Refers to (usually) a guy wearing either over-tight underwear or swim shorts with no shirt. This usually leads to a ‘trunk-top’ in which that person’s belly fat hangs over the top of their trunks. Similar to a muffin top, except specifically caused by swim shorts or underwear.

*Tom is wearing tight swim shorts by the beach*
Will: ‘Wow Tom, you’ve you’ve got a bit of a trunk-top going on there!’
Tom: ‘I know Will, that’s the beer belly for you!’

by MCLCLCNCJCOC123 February 13, 2019

Top Bloke

Australian parlance for CUNT, popularised by the team at Channel 9 who were asked to refrain from using the C word.

That Tom Cruise is definitely a top bloke!

by Legend bru February 10, 2023

top milf

Riley's mom, normally the hottest milf around

Damn that chick is hot, must be Riley's mom, what a top milf

by Cum sandwich enjoyer December 27, 2022

Top Rope

Devastation of your female or male opponent by slamming forceful entry from up above. Usually done from the top turn buckle.
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My room mate Mike was completely demolishing his prey last night with the TOP ROPE strategy.

by hutchparts919 November 21, 2023

Top kek

Top Kek means the same as the Christian equivalent Praise God/Yahweh or the Muslim one Allah Ackbar. So in that sense it means; Kek is Great, Praise our lord Kek and etc. Instead of saying all that people say topkek because it's shorter and more impact

Top kek can mean many things, while the opposite is true for the Islamic Religion, their deity has a vast array of name, such as Allah (Moon God).

It is important for the Covenant of Kek to continue to use top kek wherever and whenever, so that heretics may realise their wrongdoings and convert.

It seems as the meme has revived an ancient forgotten god, thanks our prophet Pepe we we see the truth, Top Kek

by Elixz February 8, 2017

hard top

It is used for cars and the type of roof they have, the opposite is a convertible as it can change its roof and is not a constant hard top.

"I prefer a hard top car to a convertible"

"I don't think you know what a top is Bob"

by Rex420 January 10, 2022