The Canada Law

The theory that if no one gave a shit about something, it couldn't have existed in the first place.

"Well according to 'The Canada Law', Lil' Jimmy wasn't actually stabbed. No one gave a single fuck about him."

by ultra June 6, 2012

uncle-in-law

1- Pibling's husband.
2- Spouse's uncle.

uncle-in-law.

by Simaduria July 26, 2024

great-granduncle-by-marriage-in-law

Spouse's great-grandpibling's husband.

My great-granduncle-by-marriage-in-law is a good person.

by NSBC968755 February 25, 2023

Eric's Law

Putting law after something doesn't make it any more legitimate.

Murphy's law is a prime example of Eric's law.

by Menthro May 5, 2023

Warowl's First Law of Game Design

Players will find the most optimal way to play the game and that is all they will do

"So you just going to play the same strategy over and over again to win? Thats just Warowl's First Law of Game Design"

by PyjamasMontana December 1, 2024

co-second-cousin-once-removed-in-law

Spouse's second-cousin-once-removed's spouse.

My co-second-cousin-once-removed-in-law is a good person.

by JAMP12 September 21, 2021

the law of BtH

The natural law that states that when a certain person from a non-disclosed Western-European country introduces two or more people to eachother, they will always immediatly gang up on the person that introduced them. It does not matter whether these people knew eachother before or how long they knew the introducer already. Scientist are still researching the exact cause of this law.

Kyle #1: you know, I kinda feel bad for him. Why do we always bully him again?
Kyle #2: because of the law of BtH

by sint-kathelijne-waver March 10, 2022