A Michael is a niche of the male being that exhibits Michael specific forms of delayed developmental emotional and physical markers. Usually associated with stunted emotional intelligence and an ass like stubbornness that manifests itself in feeble attempts at communication amongst humankind, more specifically, womankind. Often also referred to as Gaslighting.
(i) Michael, works 60% of the time, every time…
(ii) I just dated a real Michael, gave up waiting for a call back 24 hours after he wanted to elope.
(ii) I just dated a real Michael, gave up waiting for a call back 24 hours after he wanted to elope.
by DictionaryCorner1 October 13, 2022
Get the Michaelmug. a very loud white guy who can be a dick at times but once you get to know him he is one of kindest guys you will ever meet
by youlikechicken? October 10, 2019
Get the michael stephensmug. by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 22, 2025
Get the Big Bear Killing Michaelmug. 
by Toxicthewolf April 29, 2022
Get the Michaelmug. michael loves to go through his camera roll and show you every picture and explain it in full. this can take hours.
if a michael is seen on his phone in his camera roll, he should be avoided at all costs.
if a michael is seen on his phone in his camera roll, he should be avoided at all costs.
by shortandround August 2, 2023
Get the michaelmug.