take in a cock

A rather weird way of saying "to screw up" or "to mess up"

Person 1: "Woah, he definitely screwed up this time!"
Person 2: "Yeah! He really did take in a cock."

by D4rk5id3 October 11, 2023

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Get the take in a cockmug.

Take over payments

When you have kids with a woman and split up and someone else who wants to be with the woman is willing to step up to help the kids and be there for them.

" Did you know Jewels ain't with Garett anymore? No but they have a baby together right? Yes but I'd take over payments real quick.

by Foxu2 June 18, 2018

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Get the Take over paymentsmug.

take a adam

2018 is hear and 2019 is knocking on our door
We don't use "i need to take a shit" anymore
today we use "i need to take a adam, don't get us wrong you write it adam but you read it ADHAM

i need to take a adam fast! going to the bathroom again to take a adam

by Lil Vomelo November 14, 2018

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Get the take a adammug.

He’s gonna take you back to the past

Literally. This white dud will take you back to your SHITTY childhood in the 80s.

"Ayo the pizza here."

*runs downstairs and trips*

"OH NIGGA"

*yelling in pain as I fall down the stairs*

" augh my ears burn"

Then, he’s gonna take you back to the past and he’ll order you to never order a pizza again from your consequences…

by TheFuckinNerd February 22, 2022

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Get the He’s gonna take you back to the pastmug.

Take me to the pumpkin patch

When you are trying to have sex with a girl or guy with a big (pumpkin) butt and your penis is too small so you rub your “pumpkin stem” in their butt cheeks to create friction to get off.

Things got weird. She took me to the pumpkin patch.

We went to the pumpkin patch last night

She said take me to the pumpkin patch and I came in her cheeks.

by DJMAA November 17, 2023

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