queef ass hoe

people who start dating their best friends ex and drop said friend for the significant other

That girl is such a queef ass hoe, her new boyfriend is her best friends ex!!

by lhsbap July 23, 2017

Hoe Dick Disorder

A medical condition in which a male genitalia is erect several times a day for at least 10 minutes but no longer than 4 hours. Different than erectile dysfunction as HDD is induced by purely hoe behaviors.

GF: BB, is your dick hard again?
BF: Maaaan, you know I can't control my hoe dick disorder! It's actually a problem for me. I just want the booty so bad, maaaan.

by dirtysloo July 11, 2016

stock show hoe

A "country girl" who hangs around at stock shows waiting to bang anything with a pulse and a penis.

"Oh, her? She's been plowed more times than the family farm. TOTAL stock show hoe."

by Laurenjnerual June 3, 2017

Ur Bro a Hoe

When your friend starts a "Ur mom gay" and they think you have nothing left until you use "Ur Bro Hoe"

An definition of using this expression is:
Friend: Ur mom gay
You: Ur dad lesbian

Friend: Ur granny tranny

You: Ur grandpap trap
Friend: Ur sister a mister
You: ...
Friend : Ha! That's the end of you kiss my as-
You: Ur bro a hoe

*Friend explodes, Jupiter and Saturn

collides, New Zealand sinks and the sun expands and fries Earth*

by Paxy&Tobz (तम्रर्लंअ अुय्रम) May 15, 2018

he has hoes

When a dude is talking to multiple girls (flirting wise/leading on) all at one time

Person 1: Bro Mark is mad cute

Person 2: Don't get involved with him, he has hoes

by Point blank periodt July 6, 2019

Slow Ass Hoe

Someone who takes much longer than they should to complete any simple task.

Jeff is such a Slow Ass Hoe. He went to go wash his hands 20 minutes ago and he's still not back.

by pvrismore December 3, 2016

Life span of a hoe

A hoe thankfully lives up to 69 years!!

According to my calculations and data the life span of a hoe is appropriately 69 years.

by MissTightAsCheeks April 10, 2022