Banana

There is no definition apart from long and big. It is commonly soft but if it is not ripe it is hard.

That banana is huge and hard!

by THEguyWithaBIGbanana May 13, 2018

Banana Time

The time accumulated in your brief time on earth selecting the most appealing bananas at the grocery store. Wasting time frivolously.

I dated her for 2 years but it was all banana time. The hours I spent on social media was all banana time.

by steevil November 19, 2020

banana

1.) a normal fruit
2.) something that’s usually replacing something crazy
3.) the thing you slip over (which how does that happen in the first place? just pick up the banana peel)

1.) i like this banana. it’d be great in a fruit salad.
2.) THAT’S BANANAS-
3.) whoops. i tripped over a banana.

by coconut5209 June 29, 2025

Pélame la Banana

Spanish slang ,for jack me off often used in a sexual act of having someone jack you off. Often used in a double meaning by referring to a males dick as a banana and the act of peeling the banana referring to how the person wants you to Jack said person off. “ Pélame la Banana” is also a song by an artist called the general where he tells Juna to peel his banana.

Juana Pélame La Banana

Juana Peel my Banana. (Juana Jack Me Off)

Sientate I Pélame la Banana

Sit down and peel my banana ( Sit down and jack me off)

by The Black Reaper 00201 January 24, 2024

BANANA

Build absolutely nothing anywhere near anything

Decisions about whether to approve new projects are made by politicians who rely on the votes of nimbys (“Not in my back yard”), notes (“Not over there, either”) and bananas (“Build absolutely nothing anywhere near anything”).
from The Economist Sept 1st, 2022 Britain’s failure to build is throttling its economy

by Kopernik September 4, 2022

Banana

Is the most amazin food

I eat bananas with the pees

by william afton real :O June 12, 2024

banana

a yellow fruit filled with potassium

I love eating bananas!

by The Kebab Emperor October 27, 2020