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Whore Seeker

A "Whore Seeker" is the name given to a male who will visit certain locations to look for sex. He will generally visit places he knows whores vacate, such as gyms, Bars, and supermarkets. He is never fussy but refuses to pay for sex. He is not concerned with appearance and lives by the motto that there is no such thing as bad sex.
Suzzie: I met a guy at the gym yesterday, he took me to his place, made love to me, then took a pepsi from my fridge and left saying he had better sex with his 65 year old aunt. I was so upset.
Leslie: Don't take it personally, he sounds like a "Whore Seeker" and you made it easy for him and you need to have a little more self respect.
Suzzie: I know, it really upset me because it was my last pepsi.
by Paul Fleming July 17, 2006
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diction whore

someone who posts ridiculous, stupid definitons on www.urbandictionary.com
maximillion means sexy cool guy?
man, whoever posted that is a diction whore.
by Maxie Archie August 6, 2007
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Abbie the whore

A gay ass browned haired woman who has slight brain problems and might be a transsexual but still is gorgeous until you see the "P" and its all mangled and looks like the whole Ivory Coast has "tapped dat"
abbie the whore looks like an fagit that makes me cri evryteime
by jakejoemason October 2, 2014
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camera whore

person that takes an excessive amount of pictures of onself

also known as a "Christopher Dean Miranda"
Person 1: Woooowww this kid takes way too many pictures of himself....such a camera whore.
Person 2: I know! He is such a Christopher Dean Miranda.
by imnotlyingthisisthetruth October 14, 2011
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Lunch Whore

Someone who will go with you to lunch, looks at the check and comments on how expensive the restaurant is, but does not offer to pay the bill.

The Lunch Whore has never heard of going Dutch, but knows the words for "Free Lunch" in seventy-seven languages. The Lunch Whore also steals your wine when you are not looking.

The Lunch Whore is related to the Dinner Whore. In fact, many Lunch Whore's are also Dinner Whores, and a perfect day for them is two free meals. They don't get up early enough to glom breakfast.
Melissa is a Lunch Whore. On Tuesday she goes out to lunch with a guy, eats drinks, but doesn't pay.

She then goes out with the same guy for a free dinner, doesn't even think of paying and then makes out with another guy at the bar.

For Melissa, a Lunch and Dinner Whore, it's been a perfect day.
by Otis the Great October 22, 2009
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Whore Nipples

Women's nipples that have been stretched, bitten, sucked, pinched and tweaked from turning countless tricks that the nipple resembles a gorilla finger. Nipples so long that they fold over in the bra.
She wasn't wearing a bra and I could see she had whore nipples. It looked like she had a gorilla finger in her blouse.
by sucktard January 5, 2012
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Fifa Whore

One who continuously plays with the same team and brags when they win 1 out of 10 games. They gloat and have that stupid smile glued on their face until they get raped in the near future. They brag so much you just want to sink your fucking foot down their throat. A Fifa whore can also be one who sells their Fifa skills for money (a.k.a. Fifa Harlot). Most of the time you can find the type of person in a Fifa brothel wearing skimpy clothing, and experimenting with teams in the french league. Fifa whores are typically pretentious assholes who have nothing better to do than constantly hit the rematch option after loosing a game, begin bragging even when they are on a loosing streak, and punch their brothers and blame their parents gene pool on Fifa losses. A Fifa whore grips the controller like a little girl, using only two fingers on the RB, LB, RT, and LT buttons. Playing a Fifa whore complains when their opponent uses Ronaldo/ Messi saying (in whorish voice), "You can only play with Ronaldo and Messi." Finally Fifa whores are the types who, after a game has just ended and are victorious, say "I'm done playing for now."
I hate children. Especially the son that Fifa had with that whore. A Fifa Whore.
by Frank John Storteller August 2, 2011
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