No hablo taco

Used against brown people to make fun of them and sound racist.

Brown friend: Hi
Retard friend: Sorry no hablo taco

by Coolmexicano October 19, 2018

Beef Taco

The act of taking a shit in the palm of your hand and smearing it in the ass crack of your gay lover while he is tied to a statue of a bald cory feldman

Person A: Hey what did you do last night?
Person B: Not much just gave a beef taco to my bud
Person A: A beef taco?
Person B: You don't want to know...
*silence*
Person B: ...shit everywhere....even on cory

by Doogrim March 1, 2009

Beef Taco

When one shits with ass cheeks clamped tightly together so it prevents shit from smoothly coming out. This results with the shit being extruded out the sides of the crack.

He made a beef taco inside the lecture hall

by ELdunno February 24, 2009

Texas Walking Taco

A sexual position where you put the female in the wheel barrow position and whilst pumping her you walk behind her as she moves about with her arms.

What position did you do with her?

We did the Texas Walking Taco down the steps!

by The Manitee December 21, 2010

Face taco

1. A taco that you don't eat, you just rub all over your face and it seeps into your skin like lotion.

2. A mouth.

1:

Guy1: Hey dude, what are you doing. Why are you rubbing that taco all over your face?

Guy2: Its a face taco.

2:

Guy1: Shut your face toco.

by Carter_GodCraft1 July 11, 2012

Side Taco

Word used as a separate thought from the main story, only to go back to the story later. Much like eating the main entre of a dish but suddenly your waiter brings a taco on a separate plate. You stop to eat the taco and later continue to finish the entre.

Dude, I sent my mom a potato in the mail with Happy Mothers Day on it and...oh side taco, I once tried to give a hobo money only to find out it was a trashcan. So yeah! She was excited about the potato. Ha!

by LyndseyLynz May 16, 2016

coney taco

taking a shit piss on a taco aka pussy
(also see shit piss)

Taking the woman out to dinner. She loves the coney taco

by Dan Orosco April 20, 2003