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Ryan

So we all know that Ryan is one of the nicest and most charming person out there. However he does have a few flaws. Ryan’s the kinda person who would study paleontology and never shut up about it. All he talks about is fossils and dinosaurs. He might be slightly insane but at least he hates archeologists.
by The fossil fanatic February 25, 2022
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A person who rages easily and simps for girls
by 69_69drui February 28, 2022
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color blind (specifically red green)
ryan starts slowing down the car
passenger: “ryan the light is green”

ryan: “i know i was just slowing down because i took that curve too quickly”

ryan didn’t know the light was green.
by georgeharrison’swife February 28, 2022
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Makes me hard with his 12 inch toe nail. likes feet more than I like women and loves to give his mother foot massages.
"Is that ryan?"
"yes I heard he like to give his mother foot massages and suck his grandads toes"
by big-cock-5367478589 March 4, 2022
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A man who said that corn was 50 cents but forgot to buy more, that is Ryan for you.
by BC1027427 August 12, 2021
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Ryan Fitz

That bitch thinks he is god but is is only a phat pussyo ye.
I just fucked Ryan Fitz in his big bunda ye.
by Bonkers91 August 18, 2021
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