Frozen poop shank

The single most horrifying weapon ever conceived by mankind. The mere mention of such a diabolical utensil is enough to send a sane man hurtling into a downward spiral of madness. The threat of a frozen poop shank is not one to be taken nor delivered lightly, for the second a man starts sharpening his shit in the freezer is the second he has nothing to lose.

Man 1 pulls out a knife and demands Man 2's wallet. Man 2 reaches into his lunchbox and pulls out a frozen poop shank and demands Man 1's wallet, and receives it.

by Derpules May 14, 2012

Scoop di poop

Poopy-di scoop
Scoop-diddy-whoop
Whoop-di-scoop-di-poop
Poop-di-scoopty
Scoopty-whoop
Whoopity-scoop, whoop-poop
Poop-diddy, whoop-scoop
Poop, poop
Scoop-diddy-whoop
Whoop-diddy-scoop
Whoop-diddy-scoop, poop

Turtle: Kanye west is an idiot
Kanye, an intellectual:Poopy-di scoop
Scoop-diddy-whoop
Whoop-di-scoop di poop
Poop-di-scoopty
Scoopty-whoop
Whoopity-scoop, whoop-poop
Poop-diddy, whoop-scoop
Poop, poop.

by Durdleturtle June 1, 2018

poop purse surprise

The nearly lost art of shitting in a purse then placing it where it will likely be found (shopping cart at a grociery store parking lot) then waiting to see the reaction of those who "find" it.

Works just as well on good samartitans as the lesser well intentioned.

I just got a new video camera, lets go to the mall and run the poop purse surprise.

by Mike Cheezmar December 8, 2012

Poop-deck pirate

Someone who is a forceful sodomist.

The gang banger in the corner is a Poop-deck pirate so stay away unless you like it!

by I, Wreckerrr August 1, 2019

nigger poop

words said by racist preps who believe they have the right to say anything they want because they believe they're good looking.

Prone to get your ass beat whether or not your black.

Jesus Christ nigger poop! --said by the type of person described above

by dick jackson December 8, 2007

Bloody poop pickle

A nonsensical, ridiculous, stupid pejorative used to infuriate your friends who have penises that are much larger than your own.

Joe: You’re such a bloody poop pickle.
Sam: If you say that again I will skull fuck you until your dog dies.

by P-fart September 4, 2019

fruit loop poop

The unfortunate result of eating the fruit ringed cereal, generally consistant of a dark, to a moderate light shade of green.

Last night I may have eaten that big bowl of Fruit Loops, but this morning my fruit loop poop made the toilet look like Lucky the Leprechaun's suit.

by Bear Arms May 8, 2011