that one fat cunt who always eats the macaroni, even when you tell him not to. He doesn't care for anyone else but himself and he loves to engorge himself in copious amounts of cheesy pasta. do not trust him, for he will steal your macaroni.
Male 1: yo dude have you seen my macaroni?
Male 2: oh sorry dude, Michael ate it all.
Male 1: GOD FUCKING DAMMIT MICHAEL YOU FAT CUNT!
Male 2: oh sorry dude, Michael ate it all.
Male 1: GOD FUCKING DAMMIT MICHAEL YOU FAT CUNT!
by bartholomewJames March 19, 2022
Michael is a ni??a
Michael plays games all day he is the type to stay in his room till 2 in the. Michael is the type of person to be quiet but when you really get to know him he’ll insult you everyday.
Michael plays games all day he is the type to stay in his room till 2 in the. Michael is the type of person to be quiet but when you really get to know him he’ll insult you everyday.
Hi Im Michael and I like butt
Michael likes to eat grass
Michael played a brass
Michael could go and cut out the mask
Michael did a good pass
Michael said “your an ass”
Michael likes to eat grass
Michael played a brass
Michael could go and cut out the mask
Michael did a good pass
Michael said “your an ass”
by Underdog441 March 21, 2024
Michael is a boy or non-boy or pet that loves to have Doritos. For a snack or a meal, Michael will eat Doritos gleefully. Michaels love to share Doritos with babes and studs. Michaels love to be gifted Doritos in the holiday.
Customer: I’ll have 2 Doritos please. I will give one to my Michael.
Clerk: Michael will love this gift! Paper or plastic?
Clerk: Michael will love this gift! Paper or plastic?
by Mycool1892 November 23, 2021
Michael is always the boy that gets a lot of praise and attention but doesnt think anything of it. Always looking ahead, but a caring soul who will take care of a special someone if they are worthy.
Michael is very sexy.
by ChugNus January 08, 2022
A narcissist who can't see pastor own face one who has to be right and have the last word at all times 1 who cannot admit to anything
by Kellyskeet April 06, 2023
Michael. A guy bout his money. He rather get to the money than be friends. Next partner he with gone be bout fucking and money. fuck you good then get money! Lmaooo