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Doing the Michael

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Staying in your hotel room all evening, whilst on a sex tourist holiday too Thailand and furiously masturbating then sleeping in your clothes.
Antony : Is he out tonight? I could do with some booze.
Allen : Nah he didn't manage too find a girl last night, not for want of trying though. He's staying in and Doing the Michael, again.
by Patongs Finest October 20, 2008
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pulled a michael jackson

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to undergo a dramatic facial/bodily transformation that may make one unrecognizable
person 1: "wow that girl/guy got some serious work done"
person 2: "yeah she/he definitely pulled a michael jackson, they look so different"

or

person 1:" wow that car crash screwed them up bad"
person 2:" yeah they really pulled a michael jackson"
by sweettea99 August 2, 2017
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dirty michael

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the act of getting turned on by nonconsensual sex
damn did you hear that he pulled a dirty michael on the new girl at the party

yeah bro, i wish i could be as cool as him!!!
by emogorl420 May 24, 2020
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A gay michael jackson is a person with incredible singing talents and is his only asset to getting hoes.
"He's so fine, almost like a gay michael jackson".
by itsyaboi-tm November 2, 2018
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Tall with hazel eyes and brown hair. He is The most amazing guy you'll ever meet. Literally! He's cute and sexy and funny and romantic. He's like a giant teddy bear. All you want to do is hug him and never let go. You always feel protected when your with him. It's like he's your shield. Your shield of love. He's the best thing that's ever happened to you. You'll always love him. He could be described as a sexual fantasy. That's how good his sex is. He is fucking perfect.
by Metalcoreskatrgirl November 26, 2013
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asian michael

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A Asian guy who is very smart and good at sports. He likes music and plays many instruments. Some times he is very clumsy.
Asian Michael was playing his violin. He became very thirsty and then went to get some water it he then tripped over a pencil and broke his violin.
by Heylooooooooo March 22, 2017
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benjamin michael

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Benjamin Michael is a true gentleman. Amazing kisser and most of all. BIG ASS DICK.
My man must be a Benjamin Michael. His dick was gigantic.
by Black scorpion lacbto June 23, 2017
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