Mexican Chimney Sweep

When you love someone very much, here's what you do:
Rubber glove, elbow length. Lube that shit up dawg. Then, ram your fist up that asshole, fingers extended, and clean that chimney yo. Close your fist, pull out, and offer the prize you have found in the cavern where the sun don't shine. Not only is it super intimate, but it's also an effective alternative to a bidet.

Fukboi: Yo girl, lemme sweep that chimney.
Grl: Oh yes, plz give me the Mexican Chimney Sweep

by OkayestBassist616 February 01, 2017

Mexican Hand Game

A game much like patty cake but with many more possibilities.

My girlfriend and I were out of ideas so we decided to play the Mexican Hand Game.

by dudeguy1349 April 22, 2011

mexican bed sleeping

when no less than 5 dudes are sleeping in the same bed at the same time for either warmth or pleasure.

yea last night we were mexican bed sleeping with 8 other dudes and i think one was gay.....

by nat3d April 25, 2010

mexican wake-up call

the act of your neighbors' landscapers mowing the lawn at 8am on a Saturday morning.

Dude, I got so wasted last night and on top of that I received a nice mexican wake-up call courtesy of my neighbors.

by muckraker9000 April 08, 2009

Mexican Spicy Toilet Nuke

When you go to a mexican restaurant who serves general mexican food with a lot of creamy stuff and chicken and cheese combos and you go to the toilet and take a spicy almost constipated diarrhea that literally burns the asshole for hours after, if your lucky you might take a giant shit and literally nuke/murk the toilet with your feces where you might need more gallons per flush

Guy #1:Dude I need to take a major shit
Guy #2:My house only has 1.5 gallons per flush
Guy #1:Ill need about six this is a Mexican Spicy Toilet Nuke

by Joe Fillind January 02, 2011

mexican sack lunch

The mexican sack lunch is making use of your condoms in more ways then one. After ejaculating in a proflactic during anal penetracion tie it off carefully so not to spill. Take the tied up condom and give it to a friend so they may savor the love at another date. No refridgeration nessesary.

Hey dude, are you gonna finish that mexican sack lunch?

by Cory Komasa January 19, 2007

Mexican turd face

When you shit on a mexicans face then she has to prepare to eat the shit on her face while she is getting video taped

Dude, I gave my mexican girlfriend a Mexican turd face

by Tim Blodgett November 10, 2006