Hoe Dick Disorder

A medical condition in which a male genitalia is erect several times a day for at least 10 minutes but no longer than 4 hours. Different than erectile dysfunction as HDD is induced by purely hoe behaviors.

GF: BB, is your dick hard again?
BF: Maaaan, you know I can't control my hoe dick disorder! It's actually a problem for me. I just want the booty so bad, maaaan.

by dirtysloo July 11, 2016

Life span of a hoe

A hoe thankfully lives up to 69 years!!

According to my calculations and data the life span of a hoe is appropriately 69 years.

by MissTightAsCheeks April 10, 2022

Foll-hoe-er

Someone who follows dozens/hundreds/thousands of people at once in hopes of getting follow-backs.

"Maxie followed me today"
"She followed me and all my mutuals today as well, she's such a foll-hoe-er".

by That Anonymous Girl August 12, 2016

queef ass hoe

people who start dating their best friends ex and drop said friend for the significant other

That girl is such a queef ass hoe, her new boyfriend is her best friends ex!!

by lhsbap July 23, 2017

Roach ass hoe

A Hoe That's Living With No Purpose That's ALWAYS ASKING FOR SHIT That's Broke With No Car Always Riding With They Home Girls Or Walking That's FUCKING ANY NIGGA THAT'S GETTING MONEY

Look At That Roach Ass Hoe Everybody Than Popped THAT PUSSY '' Hunk Tha Horn In Keep Going bihh '' Aaaaskrt EAT MY DICK

by lildez March 21, 2019

he has hoes

When a dude is talking to multiple girls (flirting wise/leading on) all at one time

Person 1: Bro Mark is mad cute

Person 2: Don't get involved with him, he has hoes

by Point blank periodt July 6, 2019

Ur Bro a Hoe

When your friend starts a "Ur mom gay" and they think you have nothing left until you use "Ur Bro Hoe"

An definition of using this expression is:
Friend: Ur mom gay
You: Ur dad lesbian

Friend: Ur granny tranny

You: Ur grandpap trap
Friend: Ur sister a mister
You: ...
Friend : Ha! That's the end of you kiss my as-
You: Ur bro a hoe

*Friend explodes, Jupiter and Saturn

collides, New Zealand sinks and the sun expands and fries Earth*

by Paxy&Tobz (तम्रर्लंअ अुय्रम) May 15, 2018