The crack

The point at which a person is too drunk for you to understand the majority of what they type.

Person 1: "inst ti amzmangh wo rbbis hae eras"
Person 2: "You've reach the crack already haven't you"

by EscapeNitro September 23, 2019

Crack my gait

Walking away from someone who’s staring at your ass while your shorts are riding high

I like to crack my gait to get noticed

by Kent the rowdy March 1, 2024

Crack Johnny

Slang for a ball peen hammer

If you don't get to work Im gonna take that Crack Johnny and slap you upside tha head

by Oldestoldman October 24, 2020

crack one

verb.

To fart.

Synonyms: rip one, blow one, cut one

Donkey: "Oooo, Shrek, did you just do that? Man, you oughta warn someone when you crack one like that!"
Shrek: "Believe me, Donkey, If that had been me, you'd have been dead. (*inhales*) It's brimstone."

by ferdii6069 June 1, 2016

Crack

1. Something done that is completely off the wall, or bogus.

2. Someone who does crazy and down right stupid stuff.

3. Shenanigans as in circus performance in a closed environment, secret or dishonest activity or maneuvering.

No she did not just sit here all day and do nothing on the clock, she CRACK!!!

by KMITCH1120 November 19, 2013

infinity crack

The continuous nature of a woman’s butt crack to the front crack. Contrasted by the abrupt end of a man’s crack by the taint.

My underwear was all up in my infinity crack at work today.

by P00bags June 30, 2021

Crack crank

Shoving crack down nicenuts throat

me crack crank nice nuts throat

by Not Ben Shapiro April 8, 2020