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Alex

Alex, derived from the ancient Greek "Alexander," is often connected with historical figures like Alexander the Great, Alexander Graham Bell, Alexander McQueen. But in reality he is a human shit stain. As any friend of an Alex knows, you'd be better off being friends with an actual shit stain than an Alex. He is selfish, boring, and very often sociopathic. Alex's are also prone to be extremely short, often with unkempt hair. You'd be forgiven for seeing an Alex and assuming they are homeless — very often they are simply just being an Alex.
"Oh, jesus fuck. Alex just got here. I think I need to leave right now."

"I just started a new job, and my boss's name is Alex. I can tell this was a bad decision."
by diditookme November 24, 2021
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Alex

Funky lookin’ pants wearin’ ass tootin’ raspberry blowin’ stanky girl. Now that’s an Alex
P1: someone ate my Easter chocolate

P2: must be that slimy alex, I think I smell her
by Alsgalpal April 13, 2023
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alex vermeulen

You don’t know alex vermeulen?
They’re the king of rap! I also love their monster high doll.
Their bussy stinks a bit tho.
Fank yew, next
Alex vermeulen is so thic, I hear it clap from here!
by Patriciastaroutsold August 28, 2021
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Alex

A guy who is always in Chisholm and has an obsession with anime and often has friends called Jayden And Cameron but always challenges people who are black
Alex beats up ashan
by Dindinding July 17, 2018
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Alex Fencheck

That Alex Fencheck kid is so short
by 85634524512qws March 30, 2023
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Alex

Someone who smokes too much weed. Usually plays tft or some shit and has a girlfriend named Sergey
Sergey: Bowl?
Alex: Cheeeeers boiiiiis
by Sexygangorgregor November 21, 2021
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Alex

Shyla's bitch 💗
Stay away from Alex, Shyla will kill you if she sees you around him.
by alex's_canvas April 22, 2022
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