Watermelon machine

A type of vending machine that holds and sells watermelon. And keeps the watermelon cool and moist.

There's a watermelon machine.

by Judge dredd7 June 1, 2011

watermelon eater

Straight up niggers. Why do they eat so much watermelon anyways?

Joe : My uncle George Floyd died last week
Adam : I don't give a single fuck you fucking watermelon eater. Go back to work.

by MikeLitoris01 August 17, 2023

watermelon sugar

its literally just sugar from a watermelon. ya'll really sus sitting here acting like its anything else. right after harry released the song ya'll b adding a bunch of random definitions to urban dictionary like he would rly be in the middle of a writing session and be like "hmm better get on ubran dictionary!" like the man is a professional singer/songwriter. its whatever HE defines it as and that only. stop making him seem like a nympho drug addict for gods sake.

"apparently watermelon sugar by harry styles is about sex, cum, heroine, marijuana-"

"shut the fuck up."

by dolannnnnnnn October 13, 2020

Watermelon Sugar

High

Watermelon sugar, high

by Idk what to use as a pseudonym October 17, 2020

Watermelon Sugar

A yeast infection of the vagina and tissues at the opening of the vagina. Usually caused by washing the pussy with soap and abrasive cleaners. The pussy then looks like a watermelon and the yeast produces a sweet watery substance. The sweet substance can be addicting, which is why guys get "high" after going down.

"Hey babe, I can taste that watermelon sugar, I think you need to see a doctor."
"Doctor! I think I have watermelon sugar."
"I have prescribed some antibiotics to treat your watermelon sugar".

by mouldlottery August 23, 2020

Watermelon Girl

A girl with boobs like watermelons,or that are really big.

dude: hey did you see, Caren
me: Yeah she is a real watermelon girl isnt she?

by BlahBlahBlahBlooooo October 19, 2010

Morning Watermelon

The female version of morning wood considering it is pink, wet, and edible. Usually worse if you dream about anyone with a name starting with D.

I’ve heard that cords really help solve morning watermelon.

by watermalone69 January 22, 2019