Walkers Wank

When you spunk into a Walkers ready salted packet, and then enjoy an extra ready salted experience.

Cameron loves to Walkers Wank multiple times while strumming to Gary Lineker before enjoying his salted surprise.

by AhmedJihadsAlot May 13, 2018

walker middle

Walker middle is a crack head school where kids are over dramatic, stupid, and the principle could care less. The teachers will do weed with you.

Walker middle is the best place to smoke weed.

by mr.crackhead January 19, 2020

cross walker

Someone who parties with lines, i.e. coke, crystal, meth, etc.

Man! James has become quite the cross walker, someone should talk to him

by Joesuuf January 29, 2009

Designated Walker

1) The guy that has to walk a girl home so she doesn't get raped or stalked by random dudes that are sketchy.

2) {The} Defender from the designated stalker. (Part of jingle - See example)

1) Going to get plastered?

2) Nah man. Not trying to get hangovers Besides if i go out i have to watch out for the girl ill be with, theres some creeps here

1) Designated walker?

2) Designated anti creeper?
1) Designated walker - defender from the designated stalker. ©2011

by EnragedHavoc October 10, 2011

Pajama Walkers

People who wear pajamas outside of the house.

Holy shit! Did you see all the pajama walkers at Walmart? It was like a white crash Walking Dead.

by Toeup401 December 9, 2015

Football Walker

When a Football play gets concussed so bad that it causes them to walk slower, have their eyes nearly closed but barley open, limping, talking slower and quieter, and breathing heavily and other symptoms of that of Walkers from the show The Walking Dead.

Coach:Great play

Player:*looks at coach*

Coach:DAMN, you got hit hard ya Football Walker

by DieselPowered40 July 8, 2016

Day Walker Syndrome

Commonly associated with light haired and pale skinned people. Most prevalent in "Gingers" ,"Red haired" ,or blond people. Symptoms include but are not limited to; easily sunburnt, light sensitivity,sound sensitivity, freckles,peakeked senses (smell,hearing ,touch). Barbiturates immunity or high tolerance. Migraines. Thin or fine skin. Cuts and bruises easily.

Day walker/Daywalker: Slang for vampires that can walk during the day.

Ian and Jessica's entire family have bright red hair. The preference for over cast days or night is because the sun is so brutal for them. They have day walker syndrome.

by Gypsy Jean Todd September 17, 2017