tovalaball pitch

An extremely rare and highly coveted pitch only thrown by the highest IQ pitchers in the league. Sources say that the tovalaball windup takes around 10 minutes, but recorded speeds on the tovalaball have measured in the 300-350 mph range. It's movement is reminiscient of a slider and slurve but actually rises upwards towards the end. To this day, only 2 tovalaball pitches have ever been thrown due to the exacerbating toll it takes on whoever dares to throw it, even though the pitch practically throws itself.

give em' the tovalaball pitch

by slant :o July 2, 2022

tavan wannabees

the slayest slay slayyy!!! everyone wants to be us.

man, i wish i was a tavan wannabees they are so hot they are so sexy

by tavanwannabee July 27, 2022

tovard

'drunk Michael typo'

When Michael is drunk he sends snaps with typos. These are now known as Tovards

Bloody Michael is drunk and his tovards are coming through thick and fast and I dont understand what he is saying!

by Pipsqueak7234 August 12, 2022

Tovarnd

A tovarnd is defined as a drunk typo. When your friend is drunk and they send you typo filled texts, these are known as 'Tovarnds'.

Bloody Michael is drunk and his tovarnds are coming through thick and fast and I don't bloody understand what he is trying to say!

by Pipsqueak7234 August 12, 2022

TOVAR

Totally Over Vocal And Retarded (T.O.V.A.R.)

Tovar, be yourself. We love you anyways

by Techsuppport September 6, 2022

topanar

Jamaican Slang for a wealthy sophisticated person with big connections everywhere.

Only the topanar have access to academic scholarships.
You must be a topanar to live in Cherry Gardens Jamaica.

by Tiresfast.net Steven G McDonal January 24, 2023

Torange

A badly torn toenail

While hiking, I told my friend to kick rocks and he took it literally and ended up with a Torange.

by Johnica February 1, 2023