Tommy Bullshit

Random Bullshit caused by Tommy. includes: no matress stealing, no drinking before 9 am, no stabbing people, no sleep walking, no getting arrested, no morph suiting, no dome next to friends, no setting fire safety signs on fire, ect...

guy no. 1: did you see that matress in the elevator?
guy no. 2: yeah thats some Tommy Bullshit right there.

by 5th Floor Murdough November 28, 2010

tommy pool

Big Old Faggot puts cock in his booty then licks the shit off of it...Homosexual is to big of an understatement for his gayness.

"Wow you are a Tommy Pool."

by tony tryme January 08, 2008

ToMmI bOy

a kid from praire du pot and always gets friendzoned from gurls and will always help your team win a baseball game, and will threaten you but wont fight you bcz he is a pussy.
ToMmi bOy will put on face paint to try to look kool but really he just looks like one of the band members from Kiss

ToMmi bOy only has one frand who he calls Gayhill he is savage
Tomi bOy and Gayhill talk about taint a lot bcz they are dumb

Gayhill: "thx ToMmi bOy for helping us win"
ToMmi bOy: "stfu"
Gayhill: "no"
ToMmi bOy: "wanna fight??!!"
Gayhill: "lets go!"
***FIGHT NEVAR HAPPEND***

by KUMMQUAT July 09, 2018

tommy weed

Some trash weed that broke niggas smoke!

Hey, I got that Tommy Weed bruh! 10.00 an eighth!

by King94565 February 28, 2022

Tommy boegs

Aka Japanese Assault. He finds women on the internet, brings them to New Jersey and drains their self esteem.

I can’t believe Tommy boegs did it again.

by Roxxxyg January 17, 2023

Tommy hit

When a bowl is almost cashed but there still might be a hit left. Instead of saying "hey man im not sure but there might be a hit left" you can say "its a Tommy hit."

Its a Tommy hit bro

by mrjakesir January 26, 2015

Tommy the tickler

He is a pedophile that babysits children and gets away with it

Girl - "Tommy that's not my bellybutton"

Tommy- "I understand ;)"

Girl- "you're tommy the tickler!"

Tommy- "I KNOW LEL I PLAY CLASH ROYALE TOO"

by Merv May 29, 2016