Oh fuck he is just the most petty, grumpy, sensitive little ranga. I think he is insecure about the odd shape of his man-gina. Don’t be fooled by the fact that he has a girlfriend, he is generally unpleasant to be around. He is also aggressively jealous and immature in everything that he does, like just grow up you little bitch.
Person 1 - “ fuck dude all I did was make eye contact with your girlfriend”
Max - *chugs can of Monster and brushes greasy hair out of his eyes* “ I don’t care, if you do it again I’ll cry and go break like three mirrors faggot!!”
Person 1 - “classic Max”
Max - *chugs can of Monster and brushes greasy hair out of his eyes* “ I don’t care, if you do it again I’ll cry and go break like three mirrors faggot!!”
Person 1 - “classic Max”
by Max=knobster October 22, 2019
short for maximillian. Is a example of how crazy a human can be, is the god of himself and will dominates when needed. Tries his best to get as much attention as possible and gets what's he wants when he wants
also he's pretty good lookin' and bets in bed
also he's pretty good lookin' and bets in bed
by gayestfaium December 06, 2017
by wongo bongo man June 17, 2019