Morning thickness

Morning thickness: adverb; the state of feeling bloated (thick) before taking a morning dump.

I woke up feeling rather rotund. I had a feeling of morning thickness hoping soon my morning dump would alleviate the discomfort.

by Chett2tees October 21, 2017

Thick Butter

Melting a stick of butter cumming the in the butter freezing it then shoving it up someone’s ass

Man 1:Dude I did a thick butter with my girl last night

Man 2: Dude wtf is wrong with you see a therapist

by OpieLove January 17, 2023

Wheat Thicks

When you make an Oreo, but instead of a chocolate cookie and icing-substance, you instead use a pair of wheat thins and spray cheese.

This Terrifies the German.

"I'm making Wheat Thicks for my next D&D session, Do you think it's more 'murican to use American flavored spray cheese, or cheddar-flavored-but-contains-no-actual-cheddar?"

by Smallwise OGee January 25, 2022

motion thickness

Travel fat

Motion Thickness is when you are riding along in a vehicle and you start to get a woody from the vibration of the vehicle

by Motion thickness March 07, 2014

Thick Mint

The act of preforming anal sex after dipping ones cock in Vicks Vapor Rub (or similar menthol based product).

Me: It's my girls birthday tonight, maybe I'll give her the old "thick mint"

Friend: Nice man! That one burns and cools at the same time.

by JabaSan February 26, 2020

Thick Shady

The fatter, homosexual version of Eminem's demented alter-ego Slim Shady.

"God, man, did you hear Thick Shady's debut album M3RK? That shit goes so hard!"

by iamthickshady May 29, 2022

thick slip

When a sneak peek of baby fat,rolls,cheechos, or any thickness of the body shows during pictures or any other activity

Shana outfits nice but it looks messy because of her thick slip

by TrelCobaine April 01, 2017