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Knob Zoo

Lesly: I love knob zooing with ash, katie, and han. they're the best .
by serendipxty June 18, 2020
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Zoo juice

Questionable stains, spots, or substances of an unknown origin found in your home that are blamed on your pets.
What’s that nasty shit on your pillowcase? Man, it’s probably zoo juice.
by FerReally January 16, 2020
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Shit Zoo

1. A zoo that displays fine specimens of fecial material. Often from animals, but human specimens can be entered if they are of abnormal size, length, weight, or color.

2. A little dog that looks like a dirty mop or a cat. Spelt Shih tzu, pronounced shit zoo. Dont buy one of these little fuckers unless you want to comb the fuck out of their hair every day.
Franklin: Yo Steven, I heard you went to the Shit Zoo without me. How did it smell?
Steven: Dude, my wife wanted to look at a dog, what the fuck are you talking about?
Franklin: Oh, I thought you went to one of those Zoos that freaks go to.
by Dirty Antwan August 12, 2025
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zoo bent

adjective.
use to decribe a person who has achieved a state of maximum ruckus, often caused by excessive use of gear.
1. "haw man, hawww man i was fucking zoo bent at rummble!"
2. "hey mate, can I have another charge", "nahhhhh man you're fuckin' zoo bent!"
by james macalister January 2, 2011
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Zoo dirt

The combined smell of all the outdoor animal asses coming from a single point.
Skyler ass smells like zoo dirt.
by Jcougar12 October 18, 2023
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Zoo Stuff

When something or somebody is crazy, wild, insane, primarily animalistic and or just being bonkers. Usually a positive and or funny thing.
“That’s some zoo stuff right there

“That’s real zoo shit going on

“Hey Babe that snarling you did was some real zoo stuff”

“Marky was up to some real zoo stuff last night
by Bigchad19 February 8, 2023
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