Girl, I was riding my boyfriend last night and he came, like, really hard. You should have seen the gigantic cunt puddle I left. Oh, wait, you were there. Duh! You're such a ho!
by Pcar May 18, 2012
a massive turd that breaks the surface of the water in a toilet, usually but not exclusively due to involuntary fecal retention
by Phineas Q July 31, 2008
pussy in a navy recruiting office: i wanna join the navy but i dont wanna leave my boyfriend
Navy po: than go be a puddle pirate!
Navy po: than go be a puddle pirate!
by navy pettyofficer October 06, 2009
A name for a female with an extremely loose vagina (derived from the fact that having sex with her would be equivalent to sex with a mud puddle).
by Elderberry715 February 20, 2012
by bammm!105 May 13, 2011
The butt mark your butt makes when it's really sweaty after running (Cross Country, Track, etc.) and you sit down on concrete/cement.
by assmanbill September 02, 2010
the remains of the female ejaculation after receiving cunniligus from a cunning linguist. often found on the bedsheet habitat or the concave of a plastic chair.
"ohh man i was so wasted i slept in the puddle of success!shit man that stuff was all over me like a bad case of the smegs!"
by westmann88 January 05, 2007