Karita why was you over bobby's house ? , did y'all you know?
No , Rick we didn't do the horizontal poker !
No , Rick we didn't do the horizontal poker !
by Wizdee May 10, 2011
Get the the horizontal pokermug. The name given to a very unfortunate looking female. I'm certain parts of the country a paper bag is called a poke
Did you see that chick with the jacked up hair? Only had 2 teeth and a big nose. She's a double poker.
by Gray Ass Crack December 4, 2018
Get the DOUBLE POKERmug. When you win a lot of money at once (not necessarily in poker) and you get excited, you get a poker boner.
Did you see his poker boner!
I can't believe everyone got a poker boner but me.
Holy shit! I have a poker boner
I can't believe everyone got a poker boner but me.
Holy shit! I have a poker boner
by Charlushka July 4, 2016
Get the Poker bonermug. by TON618 August 17, 2022
Get the Utensil Pokermug. {Obsessive Poker}
1:Someone who obsessivly pokes any one and everyone on Facebook..
And will not stop.
They like the feeling they get from it like they are actually touching them and get turned on by it.
1:Someone who obsessivly pokes any one and everyone on Facebook..
And will not stop.
They like the feeling they get from it like they are actually touching them and get turned on by it.
I.E Facebook
Jay:"Dude, Tabatha keeps poking me on Facebook. She is freakin obsessed."
Dave:"I know she poked me too, she won't quit its annoying."
Mark:"She poked me too, looks like she is an obsessive poker. "
Jay:"Im deleting her if she doesn't quit it."
Jay:"Dude, Tabatha keeps poking me on Facebook. She is freakin obsessed."
Dave:"I know she poked me too, she won't quit its annoying."
Mark:"She poked me too, looks like she is an obsessive poker. "
Jay:"Im deleting her if she doesn't quit it."
by Gail Richmond September 6, 2010
Get the Obsessive Pokermug. A form of poker tournament made of several short games. At the end of each game, chips are converted to points and added to the player's tally. At the start of each new game, chips are redistributed equally among the players (wealth redistribution). At the end of the tournament, the player with the most points is the winner.
by Definosaur May 20, 2018
Get the Commie Pokermug. Nananan Nananana Nananana! I wanna rob a train, like I’m in Lemoyne yah! Rob it, grab it, shoot it, plan it Dutchie, I’m with you. I Won’t be like John he ran away from you! And after, Micah’s rattin’ to the law, betraying you. Woah, woa-oah woah woah Woa-oah woah, woah woah Woa-oah woah woah Woa-oah woah I shoot his face Show him I’m with dutch Woah, woa-oah woah woah Woa-oah woah, woah woah Woa-oah woah woah Woa-oah woah I love you Dutch But please fix those plans Van Der Linde, Van Der Linde I’m always by your side Poker Plans "I’ve got a plan, Arthur!" Van Der Linde, Van Der Linde I’m always by your side Poker Plans "I got a plan Arthur!"
by LightSwigger December 23, 2023
Get the poker plansmug.