crab mcgrawl

A mix between a crab Rangoon and Tim McGrawl

After years of experience Austin was Finally able to achieve crab mcgrawl

by Slaalb January 28, 2016

mega crabs

Like regular crabs, (the sexually transmitted parasite that lives in public hair) except several times bigger and more uncomfortable.

1. "excuse me, do you have anything for crabs?"
2. "sure, right over here sir"
1. "Mega crabs.."
2. "dear god sir, i beleive..your fucked'.."

by Jim, King of Ghana October 30, 2007

Crab Hour

This is when the crabs have a party to get high and eat 69 pounds of chalk

brooooooooo it’s crab hour let’s get high

by ratdad67 February 13, 2019

Crab-Hound

Something that slowly eats away at your sanity and impairs your ability to live your life on a day to day basis. Those who have these encounters often experience immediate death, or a sudden release of bowel control (In most cases, both occur simultaneously).

"I may be drunk, but I'm going to pee all over that Crab-Hound if she passes out in my apartment..."

by BananaGeorge March 06, 2010

twisted crab

A sexual position involving two men sticking thumbs in each other's rear end.

Tom and Bob had their hands full with the twisted crab

by RubberDuckee October 04, 2017

Yard crab

People who live in an apt complex who never work and are useless, destroy the property values of the place, are the reason the police are called habitually, obnoxiously loud, and hard to remove.

God damn yard crabs! Cannot have a peaceful cookout in the courtyard without an outdoor screamfest and a 9-1-1 call at least 5 times a day.

by Gridlock girl September 16, 2017

Maximal Crabness

Maximal Crabness is a Term that is used to describe the state, when a Jungler gets the first two Crabs in the game League of Legends.

Game is allready won bois, i got the Maximal Crabness.

by Darkblizzard June 15, 2020