Calvin

BIGGEST PUSSY IN THE UNIVERSE, literally is rat, if you have a friend named Calvin, I pray you kill them, jk don’t do that
Damn, that guy is such a Calvin
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His hands are small, just like his....
"Man, look at Calvin! He cannot pull a girl!"
by emilydikinson January 12, 2024
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"Omg look at Calvin, he's always so baked and loves saying baked as well in AGDS."
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A Calvin is the definition of hard shell, soft core. At first glance it might seem as though he is a playboy, but it will shine through from the beginning that he is actually a big hopeless romantic.

He will give it his all - especially in bed ;).
And in caring for the people he loves. A Calvin is never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.

He might hurt you however, when it comes to ball sports - and beerpong. He’s a very ambitious guy. Nobody comes close to the skills of a Calvin. The skills live in his body - and in his fingers ;). A Calvin is irresistible and so easy to fall in love with. Everything about his appearance screams HANDSOME HOT YUMMY. His too perfect eyelashes, his messy hair, his dark eyes filled with dark temptation, desire and passion, his body as perfect as Michelangelo’s “David”. He is THE guy to be with: He’s hot, sexy, super handsome, loving, sweet, thoughtful and loyal at all times and he will do everything that a man needs to do in order to protect his better half. If you’re with a Calvin, consider yourself lucky and protect this man at all costs.
“Who’s that hot soccer player over there?”
- “Oh, that’s Calvin, he has mad skills
by mayapapaya69 February 16, 2023
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Calvin is an annoying person, he constantly acts like an ape
I saw a monkey throwing his fecal matter at the wall the other day, seems like a Calvin
by JoelTheNonce September 23, 2018
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Calvin is in love with a Nicaragua women that is very beautiful and she loves God with all her heart and they are going to get married and have 4 kids
Calvin is so amazing
by ItzCalvinsito April 11, 2019
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Someone who hates the Beatles but loves black panther!
Yo, that guy is such a Calvin! He can’t stand the Beatles but is in love with black panther!
by Uggggwe April 09, 2018
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