wiggling wiener

Wiggling Wiener is when somebody has a 50 yard penis.

My wiggling wiener is shriveling up.

by retard-guy November 12, 2022

Shitty wiggle

When a piece of shit get stuck to your asshole so u wiggle back and forth til it falls in the bowl

How was your shit bro

Bit hairy tbh had to give it a shitty wiggle

by Sawcy boy March 15, 2020

Wiggle

1)To have one's identity "borrowed" for lame, joking purposes only.

2)The best assistant treasurer in the history of mankind.

Joe got Wiggled when the sports page erroneously attributed a quote to him, when a backstabbing co-worker did it instead.

by TARDBOY70 August 23, 2004

Wiggle Fight

When two alpha males lock eyes with one another in public, exchanging fierce looks of determination, before slowly approaching each other until they are roughly 2-4 inches away from each other. Once properly distanced, each fighter releases the hound, unzipping their pants using nothing but the power of the shaft, and begins to violently sway the tronkus to and fro, attempting to knock theirs into the opponent. First one to tap out (done by urinating onto the opponent when too much damage has been inflicted) loses, both the fight and their male dignity

Broseph #1: Yo, did you see that wiggle fight on 5th and Main last weekend?!
Broseph #2: Bra!!! Poor bastard ain’t pissin’ for a week!

by pringlenads March 18, 2021

Wiggle

Short form, quick way of saying white girl.

I love me some wiggles.

My girlfriend is a wiggle.

by tmbd3 November 2, 2021

squiggle wiggle

A word invented to try and write without laughing invented by morrisdancer...

James: S-Q-U-I *laughs*

by morrisdancer and webby December 3, 2004

wiggle zizzle

Its your state of mind when you are too drunk and too hyphy

Miguel was so drunk he smoked some boudha then he wiggle zizzle all night long

by Bing to the O May 1, 2007