Washing The Horse

While getting your partner from behind, pull out, and urinate all over their back - especially in the hair while tugging on it.

Jen thought I was going to pull out and shoot, but instead she caught me washing the horse.

by Theodore Baagz, MD April 18, 2014

wash the cat

An excuse to blow off a date or appointment.

Oh shit man. I'm sorry I cant make your party. I've got to wash the cat.

by EastCoastBronco October 25, 2013

Pressure Wash

making a woman orgasm so hard that her orgasm soaks the sheets resembling the sheets after they get out of the washing machine.

I pounded Tracy so hard that she pressure washed my couch...yeaaa boi

by DLAZ February 12, 2007

hoe wash

when you don't have time to take a bath or shower, but you need to freshen up fast. standing by the sink or sitting on the toilet, clean with wash cloth or hand and soap. BKA "washing the essentials."

girl, i didn't have time to take a bath before he came over so i did a hoe wash real quick before he got here.

by dd2004 October 9, 2006

yellow washed

Somebody being very engrossed & involved in Chinese culture.
(see white-washed)

Although Christopher Robin is Hindu, his love for anime TV shows & his many Asian friends causes them to call him yellow washed.

by Happy Laughy Girl September 26, 2006

ball wash

When a girl or guy lies with their head off the side of a bed/sofa. While erect you drop your scrotum into their mouth and they lather them up and then "motorboat" your testicles.

How was your night, oh it was great, got a bj and a ball wash.

by Redden May 31, 2011

Pressure Wash

When you stick your dick or a similar object into your partner/hooker's asshole, then you have them shit on said object while still holding it in as tightly as possible. This should cause the poop to go around the object and forcibly eject out the anus. The end result looks like a pressure washer spraying poop. DO NOT get in the way of this 'pressure washer,' it will inflict physical harm.

Note: Laxatives help to provide the consistency needed for the poop to flow like water.

Danny: Oh yeah John! Just a little deeper and then I'll pressure wash that silly grin off your face!

John: Yea! Pressure wash me all day! UNNGGHHH (orgasm) (poosplosion)

by tdnizzle111 May 30, 2011