by druwl October 29, 2021
Get the Tysonmug. TYSON stop farting on my cat!
by Cheese100900 January 14, 2024
Get the Tysonmug. Tyson is a boy thats in love with his girlfriend, Kathy.
He spends all his time with Kathy.
Tyson and Kathy are soulmates
He spends all his time with Kathy.
Tyson and Kathy are soulmates
by Pretnding January 5, 2022
Get the Tysonmug. The Wild Tyson Allen is the most not-Swollest in the known universe . He eats like a Boar, and can't do a push-up to save his life. Every day he eats the exact same thing, and makes sure everyone can smell his beef, and beans. Powers include: Being able to not fit in a single door, and constantly smelling like farts. If encounter his wild animal proceed with caution. He will eat anything that is in a 100 meter radius. I caution you to walk slowly away, although he will never in a million years catch you because he's slow, and very top heavy. Combat suggestions would be to push him slightly as he would fall down, and won't have the core strength to get up. This creature will struggle to death. Be advised he is constantly farting, and the fatality is enough to kill everything in a one mile area. He the reason for the death of my home planet, and he doesn't even have infinite stones. Thanos watch out this is a force not to be provoked.
by Kill The Queen-Penticton June 7, 2018
Get the Tyson Allenmug. When a man’s penis is so long he has to assume the classic Mike Tyson peek-a-boo boxing stance — elbows tucked, fists up by his face — to reach it during masturbation. Typically involves a downward squat and intense focus, resembling a fighter preparing for battle… but for very different reasons.
“Bro, I caught Kyle in the bathroom doing the Masturbating Mike Tyson. Dude looked like he was about to throw hands with his own junk.”
by A Dude Booty Meat June 2, 2025
Get the Masturbating Mike Tysonmug. Man worth fucking hard in the ass over and over even if you’re not gay. Take him out on a camping trip and shove it in til your dick falls off
by Niggafucker3000 January 15, 2024
Get the Tysonmug. A name of a male that shows dominance, courage. Fully sends it. Usually the one that gets the girls at parties. Eats a lot to get big. Bully’s his smaller pairs. Usually into cars. Always wants everything to be their way otherwise they will unleash their inner demon which you don’t want to fuck with because his eyes will show the words kill.
Hey Tyson. Let me guess, we’re doing what you want tonight. Probably a party.
Tyson : of course we are you idiot
Tyson : of course we are you idiot
by Poisonousberryballs November 21, 2021
Get the Tysonmug.